Bobby I’m going to tell you to do two things…

Bobby I’m going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron.

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

I would never join a religion that restricted my diet. I don’t want to get into heaven that way. - View Quote Details on I would never join a religion that restricted my diet…
That’s what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They see each other naked. - View Quote Details on That’s what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They see each other…
How bout I tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick ya down the street! - View Quote Details on How bout I tie the long hair on your head…
I’m wearing a bikini made of suds! - View Quote Details on I’m wearing a bikini made of suds!
“Don’t use the ‘f’ word on me, not me; This is your cuddle monster talking.” (When Connie referred to Bobbie as ‘Just a friend’) - View Quote Details on “Don’t use the ‘f’ word on me, not me; This…
Peggy, the boy. - View Quote Details on Peggy, the boy.
I love Dale, but in a lights-on sort of way. - View Quote Details on I love Dale, but in a lights-on sort of way.
Function! Function, damn you! - View Quote Details on Function! Function, damn you!
“If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million tiny little pieces right now! - View Quote Details on “If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million…
“If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you again!….awww what the hell?” (hits Joseph’s face) - View Quote Details on “If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you…