But I don’t want to die. I just want to…

But I don’t want to die. I just want to read the weather!

Unidentified episodes, Nancy Gribble

(upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You rednecks eat anything! - View Quote Details on (upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You…
[seeing a snake slither toward her] It’s coming to kill me! It knows I’m a Christian! - View Quote Details on [seeing a snake slither toward her] It’s coming to kill…
With Hank, it’s propane first, family second and friends third. - View Quote Details on With Hank, it’s propane first, family second and friends third.
I’m gonna kick your ass! - View Quote Details on I’m gonna kick your ass!
My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe. - View Quote Details on My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe.
Dad, do you ever have sex anymore? - View Quote Details on Dad, do you ever have sex anymore?
Nobody makes cheese like the Americans. - View Quote Details on Nobody makes cheese like the Americans.
Well, I think we all could use a bath. - View Quote Details on Well, I think we all could use a bath.
I’m so depressed I can’t even blink - View Quote Details on I’m so depressed I can’t even blink
Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you. - View Quote Details on Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.