…but you see, you think they drop like rocks, they…

…but you see, you think they drop like rocks, they don’t. He hit a gargoyle on the way down and this guy gets his head caught in the gargoyle’s mouth. The head [snaps fingers] pops off like a grape. The body continues to spin down like a whirl-a-gig. When they hit, everything pops out. It’s like a piñata. The intestines, like they’re spring-loaded, pop out.

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