By simply altering my other stats, I can channel their…

By simply altering my other stats, I can channel their points into my intelligence score, thus making me phenomenally smart!

Light Warriors, Red Mage

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I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it is! “I like swords, and I like sword-chucks, but I like you very, very much!” - View Quote Details on I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it…
You don’t really practice bleeding to death from six dozen stab wounds. It’s just gonna happen. - View Quote Details on You don’t really practice bleeding to death from six dozen…
(Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I have a host, a legion of foul beasts summoned from the ashes of a thousand evil fires burning from a thousand evil trees stolen from the evil forest of Bunny Town! - View Quote Details on (Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I…
Red Mage: (Talking about Thief) I’m glad he’s on our side.
Black Mage: But if you think about it… is he?
Fighter: I prefer not to think about it. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (Talking about Thief) I’m glad he’s on our…
We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me. - View Quote Details on We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number…
Show me something that beats a natural twenty and I’ll show you hateful lies! - View Quote Details on Show me something that beats a natural twenty and I’ll…
Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily a +4/+4 Armor of Kick Ass.
Black Mage: Mo’ like a +Stupid/+Dumb Armor of Idiot. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily…
Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey side. - View Quote Details on Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey…
Death is the natural state of all being. Life is the aberration. It is fleeting, and full of pain. Come, embrace the eternity in nothing! - View Quote Details on Death is the natural state of all being. Life is…
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…