“Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe,…

“Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road

Other Coffee Quotes

“I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.” - Unknown (derived from Dune ) - View Quote Details on “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in…
“Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.” -The Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674) - View Quote Details on “Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their…
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” -Flash Rosenberg - View Quote Details on “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re…
“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” - Alexander Pappas - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” -…
“When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army” - Honore de Balzac - View Quote Details on “When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army”…
“The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.” -John Harvey Kellogg (1877) Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. - View Quote Details on “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is…
“He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.” - Josephine Baker - View Quote Details on “He was my cream, and I was his coffee -…
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” - Paul Erdos, mathematician - View Quote Details on “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”…
“I like my coffee the way I like my women — in a plastic cup.” - Eddie Izzard - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…