“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should…

“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” - Terry Pratchett,

Other Coffee Quotes

“Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life” - Tim Parsons, Industrial Joe Coffee - View Quote Details on “Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with,…
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” - Sheik Abd al-Qadir - View Quote Details on “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of…
“Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes…” - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock - View Quote Details on “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things…
“I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong.” - Paul Howell (2005) - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black…
“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” - Alexander Pappas - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” -…
“I like my coffee black, just like my metal” - Mindless Self Indulgence Shut Me Up - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee black, just like my metal” -…
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” -Flash Rosenberg - View Quote Details on “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re…
“Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman Friele - View Quote Details on “Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman…
“He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.” - Josephine Baker - View Quote Details on “He was my cream, and I was his coffee -…
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…