Darnell: Is there a problem officer?
Darnell: Is there a problem officer?
Season 2, Our ‘Cops’ is On
Other My Name Is Earl Quotes
- Randy:*crying* I came up here, I was just scared I was going to jail, but I don’t care about jail anymore, I don’t wanna fall, I don’t wanna fall, it’s gonna hurt! it’s gonna hurt! - View Quote Details on Randy:*crying* I came up here, I was just scared I…
- Earl: I’m not stealin. I’m cleaning out my own garage. - View Quote Details on Earl: I’m not stealin. I’m cleaning out my own garage.
- Earl: [Stealing a cop car] Hell yeah! Who’s got a cop car? Who’s got a cop car? Biatch! WHOO! WHOO! - View Quote Details on Earl: [Stealing a cop car] Hell yeah! Who’s got a…
- Joy: Hey crank up the radio! Find me some “Wu-Tang Clan “.
Earl: Since when do you like rap music?
Joy: I’m not cheating on you! - View Quote Details on Joy: Hey crank up the radio! Find me some “Wu-Tang… - Earl: She didn’t mean “stealing stealing”! She’s from Canada, and in Canada, “stealing” means “working hard and obeying the law”, eh? - View Quote Details on Earl: She didn’t mean “stealing stealing”! She’s from Canada, and…
- Randy: Hey can you chase me? Because the chases always make it on “Cops”, but don’t chase me too hard because I’m loaded down with this TV. - View Quote Details on Randy: Hey can you chase me? Because the chases always…
- Patty The Daytime Hooker: I’m not stuck, I’m keeping my hand cold for a guy that’s into dead people. - View Quote Details on Patty The Daytime Hooker: I’m not stuck, I’m keeping my…
- Joy: Dammit, more cops? Y’all don’t quit picking on me, I swear I’m gonna go Ruby Ridge… Earl! What the hell are you doing?
Earl: You said you wanted a date night, didn’t ya? Well, your chariot awaits.
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There’s a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he’ll show you pictures of his kids. They’re cute.
Joy: I love you so much baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.
Earl: Shhhh… you had me at balls. - View Quote Details on Joy: Dammit, more cops? Y’all don’t quit picking on me,… - Timothy Stack: Do you know who I am?…. Im TV’s Tim Stack from movies and basic cable television. 62 items on my IMDB page, 62, but they screwed me… they counted my Quincy two-parter as one thing. - View Quote Details on Timothy Stack: Do you know who I am?…. Im TV’s…
- Timothy Stack: Can I shoot something with your gun? - View Quote Details on Timothy Stack: Can I shoot something with your gun?
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