Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear!

Alvin Seville

[honks horn] I’m a good beeper. - View Quote Details on [honks horn] I’m a good beeper.
[when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you feel about an indoor pool? - View Quote Details on [when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you…
[to himself] Keys, bag… pants! I need pants. Pants are essential. - View Quote Details on [to himself] Keys, bag… pants! I need pants. Pants are…
[while riding in the car] Can I stand in your lap and steer? - View Quote Details on [while riding in the car] Can I stand in your…
We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a…
[after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door! - View Quote Details on [after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We…
There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever going to sing. - View Quote Details on There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is…
[about Dave] He doesn’t want a family. - View Quote Details on [about Dave] He doesn’t want a family.
[spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe me big-time! - View Quote Details on [spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe…
Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him on the head] - View Quote Details on Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him…