Death is but a doorway, time is but a window,…

Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back.

The Four Fiends, Lich, Fiend of Earth

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Young Black Mage: Sounds wonderful, yeah. Turn around for me?
Young Fighter: Sure thing, best buddy!
(Young Black Mage tries to stab Young Fighter, but to no avail.)
Young Fighter: We’ll overcome all kinds of trials like bullies and homework and girls…
(Young Black Mage tries to stab Young Fighter some more.)
Young Fighter:…and unreasoning school principals who are the font of all stagnation in the known universe.
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Black Mage: So, Red Mage, enlighten us. How can a plan that makes no sense work?
Red Mage: One simple reason: It makes too little sense to fail.
Black Mage: What.
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Red Mage: Wait, you murdered your own blind brother?
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