“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin

Other Coffee Quotes

“When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army” - Honore de Balzac - View Quote Details on “When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army”…
“Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman Friele - View Quote Details on “Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman…
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” -Alex Levine - View Quote Details on “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four…
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” - Sheik Abd al-Qadir - View Quote Details on “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of…
“Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes…” - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock - View Quote Details on “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things…
“I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
“I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong.” - Paul Howell (2005) - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black…
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” -Alphonse Allais - View Quote Details on “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when…
“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?” Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank) - View Quote Details on “Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you…
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” - T.S. Eliot - View Quote Details on “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” -…