Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper…

Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations?

Light Warriors, Fighter McWarrior

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(on “Super Ultra Fine Print”) I invented it. It’s called “Super Ultra Fine Print”. I own the copyright, you owe me a quarter just for reading it! - View Quote Details on (on “Super Ultra Fine Print”) I invented it. It’s called…
Infinite nothingness sucks. - View Quote Details on Infinite nothingness sucks.
White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share of healing spells. Not to mention morals!
Black Mage: Hey! I know of them. - View Quote Details on White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share…
I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making dinner after all and will therefore abstain from meddling with the fabric of existence any further. - View Quote Details on I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making…
Bitchin’ Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at my command.
Black Mage: Enjoy it while you can, Skippy. - View Quote Details on Bitchin’ Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at…
Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all humans born this way?! - View Quote Details on Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all…
(having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will be imminent. I wouldn’t mind it so much if the fall wasn’t just long enough for me to contemplate the ethical implications of being used as a weapon of mass destruction. - View Quote Details on (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will…
(to Black Mage) You are simply a horrible little monster and I pray for your quick and merciful death. - View Quote Details on (to Black Mage) You are simply a horrible little monster…
Black Mage: We came to the frozen asshole of the planet like Sarda said. What I wanna know is, where’s the crappy Item of Great Power we were promised? ‘Cause I don’t see it. If it’s something lame and immaterial like “friendship” or “trust,” I’ll have to cut his face off.
Red Mage: Yeah, I don’t need a quest to teach me the importance of faking friendship. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: We came to the frozen asshole of the…
We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades. - View Quote Details on We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and…