Do I really look like a guy with a plan?…

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know… I just do things.

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

[After the public demand the arrest of Batman] All right, then, take the Batman into custody. I am the Batman. - View Quote Details on [After the public demand the arrest of Batman] All right,…
[Holding a shotgun on the Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch. - View Quote Details on [Holding a shotgun on the Joker] We got you, you…
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule. - View Quote Details on The only sensible way to live in this world is…
Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - View Quote Details on Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They…
I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out their little profit, and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so…boring. I’ve had a change of heart. I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let’s give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn’t dead in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital. - View Quote Details on I had a vision of a world without Batman. The…
[To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not do that again. - View Quote Details on [To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not…
[Batman races towards him on the batpod] Come on. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Hit me. Hit me! I want you to hit me! Come on. Do it! Hit me! - View Quote Details on [Batman races towards him on the batpod] Come on. I…
Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap. You oughta know, you bought it. - View Quote Details on Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap…
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn’t like that. Not…one…bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says, “Why so serious?” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And… why so serious? - View Quote Details on Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a…
[To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can never be. Your stand against organized crime is the first legitimate ray of light in Gotham in decades. If anyone saw this, everything would be undone. All the criminals you pulled off the streets would be released, and Jim Gordon would have died for nothing.” - View Quote Details on [To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can…