“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you…

“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?” Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank)

Other Coffee Quotes

“Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes…” - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock - View Quote Details on “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things…
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…
“Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road - View Quote Details on “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe,…
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” -Alphonse Allais - View Quote Details on “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when…
“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” - Terry Pratchett, - View Quote Details on “Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should…
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” - Paul Erdos, mathematician - View Quote Details on “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”…
“The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.” -Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995 - View Quote Details on “The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing…
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - attributed to Abraham Lincoln - View Quote Details on “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but…
“When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army” - Honore de Balzac - View Quote Details on “When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army”…
“I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…