Don’t play lawyer-ball son.

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

(after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s father wanted it destroyed) Yee-haw! That was for you young colonel! (runs off) - View Quote Details on (after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s…
[to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are you ready to soft rock ? - View Quote Details on [to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are…
Hey, what a co-inky-dink. - View Quote Details on Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe. - View Quote Details on My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe.
Hank has a narrow urethra. - View Quote Details on Hank has a narrow urethra.
I would never join a religion that restricted my diet. I don’t want to get into heaven that way. - View Quote Details on I would never join a religion that restricted my diet…
(Referring to the Dear John letter written him by wife Lenore) “I had to destroy it before it destroyed me!” - View Quote Details on (Referring to the Dear John letter written him by wife…
Turbines! - View Quote Details on Turbines!
I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny. - View Quote Details on I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee…
My anger is handicapping me. - View Quote Details on My anger is handicapping me.

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