Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him…

Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, “clear the room” gas.

Alvin Seville

[while eating food from the cabinets] This is the greatest day of my life! - View Quote Details on [while eating food from the cabinets] This is the greatest…
There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever going to sing. - View Quote Details on There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is…
[after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door! - View Quote Details on [after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We…
We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a…
[about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs] - View Quote Details on [about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs]
Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him on the head] - View Quote Details on Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him...
We've hit the mother load! - View Quote Details on We've hit the mother load!
[honks horn] I’m a good beeper. - View Quote Details on [honks horn] I’m a good beeper.
Hey, Ian! Kiss my furry cheeks! - View Quote Details on Hey, Ian! Kiss my furry cheeks!
[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over! - View Quote Details on [playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him]…