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Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

(Looking for her baby) Where did I put…(flatly) Oh, there it is. - View Quote Details on (Looking for her baby) Where did I put…(flatly) Oh, there…
Peggy, get a glass of water and my BC headache powder. - View Quote Details on Peggy, get a glass of water and my BC headache…
[on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So Good ! - View Quote Details on [on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So…
I’m the albino Indian. Deal with it. - View Quote Details on I’m the albino Indian. Deal with it.
I’m so depressed I can’t even blink - View Quote Details on I’m so depressed I can’t even blink
Wingo! - View Quote Details on Wingo!
That boy ain’t right. - View Quote Details on That boy ain’t right.
My dad used to punish me by telling me I was a girl. He used to make me wear a dress! Pretty, pretty dresses. - View Quote Details on My dad used to punish me by telling me I…
“If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you again!….awww what the hell?” (hits Joseph’s face) - View Quote Details on “If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you…
Is my butt too small? - View Quote Details on Is my butt too small?

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