Dragon: Blarg! I’m a dragon! Group of twelve dragons: Or twelve! Red…

Dragon: Blarg! I’m a dragon!
Group of twelve dragons: Or twelve!
Red Mage: Impossible! Only a maximum of nine enemies may be onscreen!
Dragon: Fuck you.
Red Mage (to other Light Warriors): RUN.
Note: This is the 1st instance in the entire comic that the word “fuck” is said without being censored or being split between panels as in.

Conversations, Episodes 1001-1100

Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes

Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a Healing Potion.
Thief: I’m not sure that’s feasible at this point in time. We’ve still got a negative cash flow problem.
Werewolf: Well you’re about to have a negative blood flow problem!
Fighter: They’re good… - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were…
DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG! You will pay. Oh yes, you will pay. - View Quote Details on DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY…
Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations? - View Quote Details on Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper…
Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey side. - View Quote Details on Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey…
Guard: The king is looking for the Light Warriors. You do not happen to be them, do you?
Fighter: I… do not… do… happen to… swords? - View Quote Details on Guard: The king is looking for the Light Warriors. You…
I know a guy. - View Quote Details on I know a guy.
(Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I have a host, a legion of foul beasts summoned from the ashes of a thousand evil fires burning from a thousand evil trees stolen from the evil forest of Bunny Town! - View Quote Details on (Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I…
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Black Mage: Urge to destroy world rising. - View Quote Details on Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter:…
Vilbert Von Vampire: Ready?
Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you’ll die like that too. - View Quote Details on Vilbert Von Vampire: Ready?
Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I…
(On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the souls of sinners marinated in their own sin. It was bliss. - View Quote Details on (On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the…