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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

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• When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! - View Quote Details on When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,…
• It were better for a man to be subject to any vice, than to drunkenness: for all other vanities and sins are recovered, but a drunkard will never shake off the delight of beastliness. - View Quote Details on It were better for a man to be subject to…
• It only takes one drink to get me drunk– I can just never remember if its the eighth or ninth. - View Quote Details on It only takes one drink to get me drunk– I…
• The horse and mule live thirty years
  And nothing know of wines and beers;
  The goat and sheep at twenty die,
  With never a taste of scotch or rye;
  The cow drinks water by the ton,
  And at eighteen is mostly done.
  Without the aid of rum or gin
  The dog at fifteen cashes in;
  The cat in milk and water soaks,
  And then at twelve years old it croaks;
  The modest, sober, bone-dry hen
  Lays eggs for nogs and dies at ten;
  All animals are strictly dry;
  They sinless live and swiftly die,
  While sinful, gleeful, rum-soaked men
  Survive for three score years and ten.
  And some of us - a mighty few -
  Stay pickled ’till we’re ninety-two. - View Quote Details on The horse and mule live thirty years
  And nothing know of…
• When you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - View Quote Details on When you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
• Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. - View Quote Details on Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol…
• The last time I seen my father, he was blind in the cedars from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don’t suck out of it, it sucks out of him… - View Quote Details on The last time I seen my father, he was blind…
• I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - View Quote Details on I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger…
• The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. - View Quote Details on The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave…
• Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. - View Quote Details on Christmas at my house is always at least six or…

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