Dun Dun Dunn!
Dun Dun Dunn!
Light Warriors, Red Mage
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- Dragon: Blarg! I’m a dragon!
Group of twelve dragons: Or twelve!
Red Mage: Impossible! Only a maximum of nine enemies may be onscreen!
Dragon: Fuck you.
Red Mage (to other Light Warriors): RUN.
Note: This is the 1st instance in the entire comic that the word “fuck” is said without being censored or being split between panels as in. - View Quote Details on Dragon: Blarg! I’m a dragon!
Group of twelve dragons: Or twelve!
Red… - Black Mage: You pushed Red Mage… onto Fighter’s sword.
Fighter: Which is weird ’cause it started out sheathed.
Red Mage: I botched my athletics role… big time. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: You pushed Red Mage… onto Fighter’s sword.
Fighter: Which… - Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage: Tempting, but I need you for a human shield… I mean, travelling companion. Yeah. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage:… - White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share of healing spells. Not to mention morals!
Black Mage: Hey! I know of them. - View Quote Details on White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share… - Whoa! Look out, Captain Obvious! There’s a new… uh… a new stating the overtly apparent… man. Here. Right now. So, be careful! For your status as obvious-talking-guy is in danger over there. Ha! - View Quote Details on Whoa! Look out, Captain Obvious! There’s a new… uh… a…
- I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems through violence. - View Quote Details on I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve…
- I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me. - View Quote Details on I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me.
- (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will be imminent. I wouldn’t mind it so much if the fall wasn’t just long enough for me to contemplate the ethical implications of being used as a weapon of mass destruction. - View Quote Details on (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will…
- I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture and furious paranoia. But that’s what they want me to think. - View Quote Details on I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture…
- Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
Black Mage: DON’T LOOK AT ME!
Onion Kid: ARGH!
White Mage: (Off in the distance) Well, no good can come of that. - View Quote Details on Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
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