D’you ever wonder if clouds see shapes in the ground?…

D’you ever wonder if clouds see shapes in the ground? Because I wonder about that a lot.

Light Warriors, Fighter McWarrior

Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes

This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never, never talk about it again. - View Quote Details on This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never,…
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back. - View Quote Details on Death is but a doorway, time is but a window,…
(to Black Mage) You are simply a horrible little monster and I pray for your quick and merciful death. - View Quote Details on (to Black Mage) You are simply a horrible little monster…
Well, I’ve grown a mustache. That’s two weeks down. Just 14 billion years to go. Wish I had a deck of cards. - View Quote Details on Well, I’ve grown a mustache. That’s two weeks down. Just…
(having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will be imminent. I wouldn’t mind it so much if the fall wasn’t just long enough for me to contemplate the ethical implications of being used as a weapon of mass destruction. - View Quote Details on (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will…
Red Mage: (seeing Fighter panicking about spiders) Is there an off button for that thing?
Black Mage: Oh, he passes out after a while.
Thief: You know, my Backstab attack does double damage. I could make an off button for him.
Black Mage: Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (seeing Fighter panicking about spiders) Is there an…
Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations? - View Quote Details on Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper…
Moron. I never owned an invisible sky castle. Just that regularly visible one over there. - View Quote Details on Moron. I never owned an invisible sky castle. Just that…
Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily a +4/+4 Armor of Kick Ass.
Black Mage: Mo’ like a +Stupid/+Dumb Armor of Idiot. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily…
Fighter: Maybe we should level up a little before seeing the king so he knows we’re serious about this Light Warrior thing.
Red Mage: (Thinking) Level up to gain power or meet with the king to gain status and lord over newbies and impress girls… GHKKK!
*THUD*
Black Mage: Did he just faint?
Fighter: I thought I heard him say “Munchkin overload.”
Thief: I bet he probably fainted from exertion, what with carrying around these items that are heavy with um… value. I should liberate them. Er, for his own good of course. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Maybe we should level up a little before seeing…