Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your…

Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your suit, or I will destroy this pitiful town! Thank you and have a nice day. This message will repeat.

Queen Slug-For-A-Butt

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re never around when you need them. - View Quote Details on Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re…
Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie. - View Quote Details on Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie.
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(As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be my hockey sticks, and your skulls, my pucks! - View Quote Details on (As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be…
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Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size with (voice changes to that of a TV commercial announcer) Professor Monkey-For-A-Head’s Patented Reducing Cream, in lotion or ointment form, (normal voice) I shall crush you like…uh…some easily crushed thing. - View Quote Details on Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size…
It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can’t answer a simple question! - View Quote Details on What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM…
I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…