Ellen Griswold: I’m not sure of his exact height and…

Ellen Griswold: I’m not sure of his exact height and weight. All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives and he was… Clark!

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Other National Lampoon’s Vacation Quotes

Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? - View Quote Details on Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves…
The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married… I’m in the mood for some fun! - View Quote Details on The Girl in the Ferrari: It’s too bad you’re married…
We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn’t he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? Fucking-A right he owes us! - View Quote Details on We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go…
Marty Moose: Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! - View Quote Details on Marty Moose: Sorry, folks! We’re closed for two weeks to…
[the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer] Russ, please don’t eat the Truckster. - View Quote Details on [the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a...
Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may? Here’s to…a very restful vacation. Here’s to…a very relaxing vacation. A renewed love affair. And…a time of joy with our babies. - View Quote Details on Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may?…
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse? - View Quote Details on I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through…
Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer! - View Quote Details on Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant?…
Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say “police brutality.” - View Quote Details on Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d…
If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s going to be some explaining to do! - View Quote Details on If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s…