Everything I touch dies! (Everyone backs away.)

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Being buff means nothing if I don’t have my lady love! - View Quote Details on Being buff means nothing if I don’t have my lady…
Timmy, you killed my seemingly harmless plant! You are so not my boyfriend. - View Quote Details on Timmy, you killed my seemingly harmless plant! You are so…
Wanda:”Do something you idiot!” (Poofs mustache on Wanda) - View Quote Details on Wanda:”Do something you idiot!” (Poofs mustache on Wanda)
Excuse me while I hit my head while changing Timmy Turner’s grades from F to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A! - View Quote Details on Excuse me while I hit my head while changing Timmy…
Yams! I should show them my yams! - View Quote Details on Yams! I should show them my yams!
You’re holding my hand! - View Quote Details on You’re holding my hand!
Tough toenails, Binky! - View Quote Details on Tough toenails, Binky!
Pants are for squares! - View Quote Details on Pants are for squares!
Oh my gosh! I just realized I’m totally in love with rock stars! - View Quote Details on Oh my gosh! I just realized I’m totally in love…
“As they say in Missouri, I ain’t going back to Missouri!” -Tom Sawyer - View Quote Details on “As they say in Missouri, I ain’t going back to…