Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal…

Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

Bren MacGuff

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I’m going to go to Women Now, because they help women now. - View Quote Details on I’m going to go to Women Now, because they help…
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Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes! - View Quote Details on Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!
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