Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…

Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life.

Conversations, Episodes 201-300

Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes

Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
Black Mage: DON’T LOOK AT ME!
Onion Kid: ARGH!
White Mage: (Off in the distance) Well, no good can come of that. - View Quote Details on Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
Black…
I trust Black Mage ’cause he told me to. - View Quote Details on I trust Black Mage ’cause he told me to.
Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day. I could literally feel him sucking away at my… brain-thinky score thing. - View Quote Details on Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day…
Show me something that beats a natural twenty and I’ll show you hateful lies! - View Quote Details on Show me something that beats a natural twenty and I’ll…
Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember, genius! - View Quote Details on Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember,…
If you see Garland, let him know that I will personally carve the word “agony” over every inch of his flesh with a rusty knife. - View Quote Details on If you see Garland, let him know that I will…
Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all humans born this way?! - View Quote Details on Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all…
(A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? I’ve got the tattoo and everything.
Tyrannosaur: Oh come on, that doesn’t make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We’re extinct.
Red Mage: Then explain yourself.
(Tyrannosaur explodes)
Red Mage: Exactly. - View Quote Details on (A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just…
Isn’t it ironic to yell the word silence? - View Quote Details on Isn’t it ironic to yell the word silence?
Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that jerk got that I ain’t?
White Mage: You mean besides a grasp of grammar?
Black Mage: Me talk good!
White Mage: Well, let’s see…He knows the difference between right and wrong. Morals. A complete understanding of the theories and practical applications of personal hygiene. Friends. A face. The respect of his peers.
Black Mage: Hey! I have friends. (Pause) I have a friend.
White Mage: What you have is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.
Black Mage: Right, a friend.
White Mage: See, that, that right there. That’s what’s wrong with you. (Leaves)
Black Mage: (Pause) Dammit, Fighter. White Mage doesn’t like me because you’re a rotten friend.
Fighter: I’m horrible! - View Quote Details on Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that…