Finish last in your league and they call you “Idiot”…

Finish last in your league and they call you “Idiot”. Finish last in medical school and they call you “Doctor”.

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You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody. - View Quote Details on You may be big in New York, but in Walters,…
You mean in the state? - View Quote Details on You mean in the state?
I never substitute just to substitute. I play my regulars. The only way a guy gets off the floor is if he dies. - View Quote Details on I never substitute just to substitute. I play my regulars…
I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick. - View Quote Details on I don’t jog. If I die I want to be…
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. - View Quote Details on They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t…
That’s one more rebound than a dead guy. - View Quote Details on That’s one more rebound than a dead guy.
If you had come with me, you could be the principal of a high school by now. - View Quote Details on If you had come with me, you could be the…
Doctors bury their mistakes, mine are still on scholarship. - View Quote Details on Doctors bury their mistakes, mine are still on scholarship.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good. - View Quote Details on One day of practice is like one day of clean…
Damn referees. I’ll miss them less than anybody. - View Quote Details on Damn referees. I’ll miss them less than anybody.