For God’s sake, close the door!

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know the rules: under no circumstances is the wife allowed in my Cadillac car… unless she’s in a bag in the trunk. - View Quote Details on These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know…
You don’t keep a Ferrari in the garage! - View Quote Details on You don’t keep a Ferrari in the garage!
Nobody makes cheese like the Americans. - View Quote Details on Nobody makes cheese like the Americans.
(When Hank releases him from the mental hospital) “I don’t know, I’m making real progress here, I want to stay a few more days.” Hank: “Get in the truck, Bill.” “My feelings are valid, Hank, I’m VALID!” - View Quote Details on (When Hank releases him from the mental hospital) “I don’t…
Yeah, you wish you could ride in my trunk. - View Quote Details on Yeah, you wish you could ride in my trunk.
“Ten-Four, Manimal!” (To Peggy) - View Quote Details on “Ten-Four, Manimal!” (To Peggy)
“Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to 110 degrees in the Summer. If it gets one degree hotter I’m gonna kick your ass! (After Dale gives his support to Global Warming) - View Quote Details on “Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to…
Mrs. Peggy Hill! - View Quote Details on Mrs. Peggy Hill!
Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me. - View Quote Details on Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me.
I tell you what. - View Quote Details on I tell you what.

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