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From the Comic Strip, Garfield

Jogging’s the disease. I’m the cure. (07 April 1987) - View Quote Details on Jogging’s the disease. I’m the cure. (07 April 1987)
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29 Jan 1986) - View Quote Details on The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29…
Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12 Oct 1979) - View Quote Details on Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12…
Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me?
Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it! - View Quote Details on Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it!
Jon: Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out of that tree? - View Quote Details on Jon: Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out…
It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining… even inside the house. (4 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining…
Jon: Let’s drink out of each other’s glasses. - View Quote Details on Jon: Let’s drink out of each other’s glasses.

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