From these streets, very close to the Cavern Rutland, came…

From these streets, very close to the Cavern Rutland, came the fabulous Rutland sound, created by the Pre-Fab Four; Dirk, Nasty, Stig and Barry, who created a musical legend that will last a lunchtime. They were discovered by their manager, Leggy Mountbatten, in a lunchtime disco very close to these streets. Their first album was made in 20 minutes. Their second album took even longer.

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Thank you very much. Thank you. And now we’d like to do a number, dedicated to a very special lady in the audience tonight! Barry’s mum. - View Quote Details on Thank you very much. Thank you. And now we’d like…