Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of…

Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today.

Dialogues

I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive. (16 Apr 1979) - View Quote Details on I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive…
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter? - View Quote Details on Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter?
Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your cheese while I’m around! (Tossing the whole hunk of cheese into his own mouth) No sirree. - View Quote Details on Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your…
Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you win the entire contents! - View Quote Details on Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in…
Garfield is building a snowman - View Quote Details on Garfield is building a snowman
Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I’ve killed something. (15 Feb 1993) - View Quote Details on Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning…
Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet. (1 Sept 1978) - View Quote Details on Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet. (1 Sept…
I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it! (31 Dec 1978) - View Quote Details on I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it!…
Garfield sleeps at the doorway - View Quote Details on Garfield sleeps at the doorway