Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in…

Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you win the entire contents!

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

Jon’s mom: (reading a photo album) Here’s you, Jonny, in the first grade. - View Quote Details on Jon’s mom: (reading a photo album) Here’s you, Jonny, in…
Some people lose weight. I just give it a temporary leave of absence. (4 Dec 1986) - View Quote Details on Some people lose weight. I just give it a temporary…
Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your cheese while I’m around! (Tossing the whole hunk of cheese into his own mouth) No sirree. - View Quote Details on Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your…
Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like this head of cabbage prepared? - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like…
Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule! - View Quote Details on Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point,…
Jon: You should start each day with a smile. - View Quote Details on Jon: You should start each day with a smile.
The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979) - View Quote Details on The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979)
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you. - View Quote Details on Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.
Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things taste, the way things smell. I’m gonna have to change my socks more often. - View Quote Details on Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things…
I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006) - View Quote Details on I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006)