Garfield: (Lying down on the table) No animal is more…

Garfield: (Lying down on the table) No animal is more graceful than a cat.

Dialogues

Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979) - View Quote Details on The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979)
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…
Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house? - View Quote Details on Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron…
Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it! - View Quote Details on Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it!
Jon: Doc, how are you? - View Quote Details on Jon: Doc, how are you?
I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28 Apr 1985) - View Quote Details on I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28…
Phone (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the head of the household? - View Quote Details on Phone (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the…