Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point,…

Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule!

Dialogues

Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…
I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979) - View Quote Details on I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979)
Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm. - View Quote Details on Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm.
Garfield is building a snowman - View Quote Details on Garfield is building a snowman
Jon: You should start each day with a smile. - View Quote Details on Jon: You should start each day with a smile.
It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear. (13 Jun 1985) - View Quote Details on It is said we were given two ears and only…
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
(Garfield chases Odie up a tree.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.)
Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I’ve killed something. (15 Feb 1993) - View Quote Details on Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning…
Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me?