Gilbert Gottfried ’s scene’s an amazing piece of video. Forgetting…

Gilbert Gottfried ’s scene’s an amazing piece of video. Forgetting how foul it is, forgetting how you perceive filth. It was right after 9/11, and this guy is already feeling like ‘What does it matter, what does anything matter.’ And he’s a little bit nutty anyway.

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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating. - View Quote Details on What I have now are good problems of trying to…
It looked like they went to Paul Riser’s office and George Carlin’s office, but I don’t like to do things around my house, especially not The Aristocrats joke - you know, I’ve got three kids. - View Quote Details on It looked like they went to Paul Riser’s office and…
Me and my wife used to argue about little things- my penis. - View Quote Details on Me and my wife used to argue about little things-…
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case. - View Quote Details on I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and…
I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory. - View Quote Details on I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one…
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene. - View Quote Details on 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making…
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends. - View Quote Details on I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her…
This film is so interesting, because it’s an urban legend joke, it’s not even a good joke, it’s a terrible joke; the punch line sucks, but the punch line is ‘are we dignified and look what we just did.’ - View Quote Details on This film is so interesting, because it’s an urban legend…
It turns into this ‘mad as hell and not going to take it anymore’ scene from Network and he goes nuts, which I felt was the most compelling part of the movie in a way cause it wasn’t airable and he just went into battle attack. - View Quote Details on It turns into this ‘mad as hell and not going…
I don’t like the negative of reality tv - the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.’ It’s all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody. - View Quote Details on I don’t like the negative of reality tv - the…