Go out and buy some more underwear. I hadn’t planned…

Go out and buy some more underwear. I hadn’t planned on being in Dallas this long.

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On his plans for playing Baylor in the SWC title game after coming into the tournament as the lowest seed, then beating TCU in the first round and Texas Tech in the second

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