Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!
Season One, California Son
Other Californication (TV series) Quotes
- Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute. - View Quote Details on Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute.
- Right before you cum, call me bill ! - View Quote Details on Right before you cum, call me bill !
- Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…
- Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…
- Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…
- Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!
- Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker! - View Quote Details on Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker!
- Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning. - View Quote Details on Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.
- Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. - View Quote Details on Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
- Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!













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