Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!

Season One, California Son

That’s right mother fucker. - View Quote Details on That’s right mother fucker.
Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people tellin me I do things wrong and I am the fucking asshole. And I see everyone around is infinitely more fucked up than I am. - View Quote Details on Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life…
Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” - View Quote Details on Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”
Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker! - View Quote Details on Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker!
Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. - View Quote Details on Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
Right before you cum, call me bill ! - View Quote Details on Right before you cum, call me bill !
Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning. - View Quote Details on Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.
Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!
Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…