Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…

Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.

Season One, California Son

Right before you cum, call me bill ! - View Quote Details on Right before you cum, call me bill !
Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people tellin me I do things wrong and I am the fucking asshole. And I see everyone around is infinitely more fucked up than I am. - View Quote Details on Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life…
Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!
Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. - View Quote Details on Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…
Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” - View Quote Details on Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”
Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…
Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning. - View Quote Details on Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.
That’s right mother fucker. - View Quote Details on That’s right mother fucker.