Hank’s Wife!! Havin’ a pancake supper over to the VFW…

Hank’s Wife!! Havin’ a pancake supper over to the VFW. I’ll need some pancakes…a couple hundred’ll do. And all the syrup you gots!

Unidentified episodes, Cotton Hill

You failed English? Bobby, you speak English. - View Quote Details on You failed English? Bobby, you speak English.
Oh yeah! I always feel comfortable, wherever I go. My last name is actually Smith but I change it to Souphanousinphone when I move to Texas! - View Quote Details on Oh yeah! I always feel comfortable, wherever I go. My…
Hank has a narrow urethra. - View Quote Details on Hank has a narrow urethra.
(shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a roof! Not American Bandstand!” - View Quote Details on (shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a…
Did you come to have breakfast with me because you thought I was lonely? - View Quote Details on Did you come to have breakfast with me because you…
Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat. - View Quote Details on Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat.
It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer - View Quote Details on It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer
Escuchemay? - View Quote Details on Escuchemay?
Is my butt too small? - View Quote Details on Is my butt too small?
My anger is handicapping me. - View Quote Details on My anger is handicapping me.