Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s…

Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s banging it out on a Bontempi organ. The Welsh players all looked pretty laid-back singing that. How come it looks like the whole side has rabies before they play England?

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Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer on legs, clatters into him and drives him backwards. - View Quote Details on Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer…
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A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail Ross Kemp - give that man his own cop show on ITV. - View Quote Details on A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what…
I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression. - View Quote Details on I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression.
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Monty went beserk, like a toddler who’s just been told he can’t have a Happy Meal. - View Quote Details on Monty went beserk, like a toddler who’s just been told…
Oof! McCullum kerplunks a fuller Sidebottom delivery for what looks a certain four until it smashes into Gillespie’s, erm, mummy-daddy button at the non-striker’s end and he is denied a run. That had to hurt. Gillespie turns down the opportunity to have it treated by the Kiwi physio - perhaps he’s not his type. - View Quote Details on Oof! McCullum kerplunks a fuller Sidebottom delivery for what looks…
As I write, Wallabies coach John Connolly will be inserting rockets where it hurts. Oop pardon. - View Quote Details on As I write, Wallabies coach John Connolly will be inserting…