Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll…

Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll be ducking for cover)

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Federer has a baby on. He also looks like Quentin Tarantino. - View Quote Details on Federer has a baby on. He also looks like Quentin…
Monty went beserk, like a toddler who’s just been told he can’t have a Happy Meal. - View Quote Details on Monty went beserk, like a toddler who’s just been told…
Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s banging it out on a Bontempi organ. The Welsh players all looked pretty laid-back singing that. How come it looks like the whole side has rabies before they play England? - View Quote Details on Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s…
Watts latches on to an Ntini short ball and swinging him over the mid-wicket boundary. That was like a large cayman devouring a rancid routabaga. That was one of the worst analogies I’ve ever written. Wonderful. - View Quote Details on Watts latches on to an Ntini short ball and swinging…
I like Monty, I’d like to sit with my arm round myself on the sofa all night watching documentaries on BBC Four. - View Quote Details on I like Monty, I’d like to sit with my arm…
Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer on legs, clatters into him and drives him backwards. - View Quote Details on Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer…
Colly doing a good, no-frills, manful job for England here, just one from the over. He is to cricket what Jim Taggart is to me. - View Quote Details on Colly doing a good, no-frills, manful job for England here,…
This is snooker at its most strange and its most hypnotic - watching this is like having some mushroom-induced dream. - View Quote Details on This is snooker at its most strange and its most…
Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right. I like Bucknor, in fact, he might be my only friend. - View Quote Details on Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right…
I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression. - View Quote Details on I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression.