Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves…

Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?

Clark Griswold

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