Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. But I’ve just experienced some…

Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. But I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton

Nothin’ or double, Jack. - View Quote Details on Nothin’ or double, Jack.
(On the phone) Boil them until their flesh falls off….You heard me!!!!! - View Quote Details on (On the phone) Boil them until their flesh falls off….You…
There are others, to be sure. There are always others. You seem to be one to know the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out. - View Quote Details on There are others, to be sure. There are always others…
Thunder: Play your cards right… you live to talk about it! - View Quote Details on Thunder: Play your cards right… you live to talk about…
[calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen… EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That’s right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds! - View Quote Details on [calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen… EGG SHEN! You have…
Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him then you don’t. - View Quote Details on Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him then you…
You never could beat me, Egg Shen. - View Quote Details on You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
It’s all in the reflexes. - View Quote Details on It’s all in the reflexes.
Abandoned like hell! - View Quote Details on Abandoned like hell!
Its working! - View Quote Details on Its working!