Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie.

Psycrow

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can actually see them. - View Quote Details on Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may…
(Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After the hours of sweat and practice and weeks of training, the long nights at the diner, tossing waffles, it all came down to this one catch.” (The paper falls to the cute ‘Welcome’ mat. Fan-fare sounds, screaming of a crowd) “At last I was a player in the Big Game of Life. Too bad I haven’t read the rules at the top of the box.” - View Quote Details on (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After…
Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in a cunning disguise - View Quote Details on Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in…
You now have only the strength of an ordinary person. (Jim body slams him) Correction - an ordinary, really big person. - View Quote Details on You now have only the strength of an ordinary person…
Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head! - View Quote Details on Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…
What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can’t answer a simple question! - View Quote Details on What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM…
It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated. - View Quote Details on It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.
“Plan A: Senseless violence. Okay, muchacho, EAT DIRT!” (maniacal laughter as he fires blaster) - View Quote Details on “Plan A: Senseless violence. Okay, muchacho, EAT DIRT!” (maniacal laughter…
I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…
I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO! - View Quote Details on I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!