Hey Marshal! I got a present for you! A stick…

Hey Marshal! I got a present for you! A stick of dynamite!

“Dynamite” Dick Clifton

Why, you ain’t heard a word I’ve said. - View Quote Details on Why, you ain’t heard a word I’ve said.
Oh, and by the way, Marshal! It’s *Sir* Richard Clifton to you! - View Quote Details on Oh, and by the way, Marshal! It’s *Sir* Richard Clifton…
Mister lawman! (taunting) - View Quote Details on Mister lawman! (taunting)
They call me doctor, and I love my job! Looking after the sick and wounded, that’s what I do, so come on down and be my patient. - View Quote Details on They call me doctor, and I love my job! Looking…
Hahaha! You got a death wish? Or you really this stupid?! - View Quote Details on Hahaha! You got a death wish? Or you really this…
‘Ees too bad you have manure for brains! - View Quote Details on ‘Ees too bad you have manure for brains!
I hear you like cigars! Here, have one of mine! - View Quote Details on I hear you like cigars! Here, have one of mine!
Aw, don’t cry woman. Remember, to weep is to make less the depth of grief! - View Quote Details on Aw, don’t cry woman. Remember, to weep is to make…
She got a voice on her. Almost as pretty as yours, Anna. - View Quote Details on She got a voice on her. Almost as pretty as…
Hey, Anderson! You need some lessons in how to be a gentleman! Like me! - View Quote Details on Hey, Anderson! You need some lessons in how to be…