Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!

Queen Carlotta

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[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives! - View Quote Details on [the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve…
Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator! - View Quote Details on Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat…
I’m so hungry I could eat cancer! - View Quote Details on I’m so hungry I could eat cancer!
Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to ‘em from Fredrick’s. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt! - View Quote Details on Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little…
Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?! - View Quote Details on Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I…
Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having a Barbie doll crotch! - View Quote Details on Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having…
Seize her and fuck her! - View Quote Details on Seize her and fuck her!
You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen! - View Quote Details on You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees,…
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm! - View Quote Details on Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it…
Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul! - View Quote Details on Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a…