Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re…

Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re never around when you need them.

Earthworm Jim

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape, well, except our stunt heroes of course, right yes of course, and Cody, and most of Nebraska. Oh oh right! The point it a whole lot a poeple have turned into apes. - View Quote Details on Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape,…
It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated. - View Quote Details on It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.
I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t have little wings and a funny name, I’m gonna be really cheesed off! - View Quote Details on I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t…
EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
(After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times have I told you? I am NOT to be used as a projectile!” - View Quote Details on (After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times…
On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is preparing to destroy the universe. Oh, sorry, my mistake. He’s just watching TV. - View Quote Details on On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is…
It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…
“I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm Jim 3D) - View Quote Details on “I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm…
(To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?” - View Quote Details on (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”