History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the…

History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the universe!!… Except there won’t be any historians.

Evil the Cat

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard [of Acute Discomfort] is popular with murderers, black marketeers, and yellow-suited crows.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard…
A dream sequence! Groovy! Bring on the dancing girls! - View Quote Details on A dream sequence! Groovy! Bring on the dancing girls!
(as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes? D’you ever wonder about that? I mean, do they go to the old superheroes’ home? I mean, what is the deal with that? How does a superhero retire? What if the hotline rings? ‘Hello? Yes, the world’s about to be destroyed? Sorry, I just turned 65.’ What is the deal with that? And if you have x-ray vision, what happens to your eyes if they start to go bad? Can you only see through really thin stuff? I mean, what is the deal with that? (no response) Hello?! Is this on?! I said, what is the deal with that? You’re supposed to find that hilarious! (still no response; pulls out ray gun) Laugh or perish, fiendish audience! (audience laughs)” - View Quote Details on (as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes?…
I told him not to shoot my right profile! He made me look like some kind of freak! - View Quote Details on I told him not to shoot my right profile! He…
(After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times have I told you? I am NOT to be used as a projectile!” - View Quote Details on (After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times…
You now have only the strength of an ordinary person. (Jim body slams him) Correction - an ordinary, really big person. - View Quote Details on You now have only the strength of an ordinary person…
Maximum suckage… - View Quote Details on Maximum suckage…
Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape, well, except our stunt heroes of course, right yes of course, and Cody, and most of Nebraska. Oh oh right! The point it a whole lot a poeple have turned into apes. - View Quote Details on Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape,…
What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can’t answer a simple question! - View Quote Details on What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM…