How about a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the…

How about a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the table standing upright] I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. [he slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket] Ta-da! It’s…ah, it’s gone.

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

[After Bruce tells him that today he gets to say 'I told you so'] Today sir, I don’t want to. [pause] But I did bloody tell you. - View Quote Details on [After Bruce tells him that today he gets to say...
I told you I was a man of my word. I'm only burning my half. [lights his half of the mob's money on fire] - View Quote Details on I told you I was a man of my word…
And I though my jokes were bad. - View Quote Details on And I though my jokes were bad.
It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion. - View Quote Details on It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so…
[In response to Gordon saying he's sorry] No. No you’re not. Not yet. - View Quote Details on [In response to Gordon saying he's sorry] No. No you’re…
[To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not do that again. - View Quote Details on [To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not…
Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is a little push! - View Quote Details on Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is…
The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. They’re schemers. - View Quote Details on The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got…
[Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders so that Harvey Dent can be remembered as a hero] He’s the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him…because he can take it…because he’s not our hero… he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector… A Dark Knight. [credits roll] - View Quote Details on [Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders...
[After Batman asks him how he captured the bandit he was pursuing in Burma during his SAS days] We burned the forest down. - View Quote Details on [After Batman asks him how he captured the bandit he...