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What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers have in common with George W. Bush? - View Quote Details on What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers have in common…
In which U.S. state did my ex-wife start having sex with the dentist she ended up running off with? - View Quote Details on In which U.S. state did my ex-wife start having sex…
How many Red Hot Chili Peppers does it take to screw in a light bulb? - View Quote Details on How many Red Hot Chili Peppers does it take to…
What is the only thing worse than the new Lindsay Lohan CD? - View Quote Details on What is the only thing worse than the new Lindsay…
Why did God give Motley Crew such abnormally large penises? - View Quote Details on Why did God give Motley Crew such abnormally large penises?
Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex videotape? - View Quote Details on Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex videotape?